MOLLY: You're asking me what happened to your dick? Hell if I know and hell if I care! I do know that opportunities like this don't come along every day. When life gives you titties, honey, you make milkshakes!

Excerpt from
The Continuing Story of
Rocky and Rita...
© 2005 Chris Humphrey

For centuries, it has been known that wounded soldiers whose injuries had been infested with maggots often had a lower mortality rate and actually healed more quickly than similarly wounded individuals without maggots. While this may seem disgusting in the extreme, maggot therapy is still a viable treatment for some illnesses or injuries, the most common of which are gangrene, diabetic ulcers, bed sores and some post surgical wounds.

Excerpt from
Triviology
©2006 Chris Humphrey

After the fall from the top of the pedestal, I lay motionless and shattered on the floor. Straining to bring myself to a sitting position, I looked at my legs, only to see them bent and twisted in unnatural angles. One of my feet had broken off entirely. My left hand had slid halfway across the room, and part of my skull had stayed behind on the floor when I sat up.

Not again, I thought, as I turned to see my lover -- soon to be my EX lover -- walk out the door in disgust.

'After the Fall'
flash fiction
© 2007 Chris Humphrey